orange caramel is ruining my life
i remember one time i was at a bertucci’s in holliston, MA and my dad turns to my now ex-stepbrother and asks him if he preferred being on top or bottom. he was talking about bunk beds but it still never fails to make me giggle. especially because my ex-step family were all unbearable french hoity toity man men. go dad!
i also keep finding weird doodles from when i worked as a host at the WORST RESTAURANT EVER.
1. britney in illuminatiland
2. christmas caroling with elton john
i keep finding this pic and it is never not funny
this girl is an inspiration
seriously guys, i have found my soulmate.